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Nowadays, I place skittles up my vagina, to become lovable for my boyfriend on valentines day, so i would taste excellent. As he was taking in me out, he pushed a single skittle up to this point and couldn't get it out. I led to up in the ER for 4 hrs, with laughing nurses. FML.If specialty pizzas tend to be more your family's style, get a $27